when you go to kiss someone attractive and look back at the lipstick on your mirror.

This has got to be my new favorite awkward moment.  Reminds me of a couple of friends hahaha

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When i was 5

Now

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When I was 5…

Now…

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Your mom’s like:

and your dads like:

then your sister starts:

and your whole family is just dancing

and you’re like:

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Expectations:

Reality:

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I’m gonna walk down the aisle like

and i’ll be all like

my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like

we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like

then we’re gonna go to the reception and party

then go to our hotel room and bang

then live happily every after

but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr

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