We don’t do that. I’m about to be a college sophmore. I don’t like fake people. I try to keep it real. I love my family and friends. I also love the occasional ice cream cone as you can see in my photo. This is a bunch of random things I find interesting, enjoy.Tumblr (3.0; @kristionbullshit)http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/<a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Reblog, go to your blog and click your answer.</a>: <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/11901195265/reblog-go-to-your-blog-and-click-your-answer">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big><big><big><big><strong>OH MAH GOD, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!!</strong></big></big></big></big></p> <p>In 15 years… You will be.. (pick a number to know)</p> <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/you-will-be-1"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlns6fnto1qak9k1.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/you-will-be-2"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlnscgsxv1qak9k1.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/you-will-be-3"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlnshjWw51qak9k1.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/you-will-be-4"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlnsm8sPG1qak9k1.png"/></a></p>   <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11927053797http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11927053797Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:46:27 -0400<a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/erin-sanders">Remember her?</a>: <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/11902971418/remember-her">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em><big>Reblog and click the photo</big></em></strong></p> <p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/erin-sanders"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpe189qpQT1qk6vc5.png"/></a><br/><strong><em><br/></em></strong></p> <p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/erin-sanders"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpe1qoDy0u1qf2sxw.gif"/></a></p> <p><big><big><big><big><strong>HOLY CRAP SHE’S GORGEOUS :O</strong></big></big></big></big></p>   <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11927024977http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11927024977Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:45:52 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YMjcMovZxCA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://strengthissexy.tumblr.com/post/11632536016">strengthissexy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celeryandlettuce.tumblr.com/post/11627402420">celeryandlettuce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuelingit.tumblr.com/post/11626905932">fuelingit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nogoalweight.tumblr.com/post/11527313675">nogoalweight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fattofit2011.tumblr.com/post/11421946678">fattofit2011</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://withloveminusthehandles.tumblr.com/post/11409613129">withloveminusthehandles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mollygetsfit.tumblr.com/post/11409284447">mollygetsfit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://countdowntooz.tumblr.com/post/11402819094">countdowntooz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://45pounds.tumblr.com/post/11399317818">45pounds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>A true story One day a son asks his father: “Daddy, will you run the marathon with me?” The father answers yes and both run their first marathon together. One day, the son asks his father if he wants to run the marathon with him again and the father answers yes. They both run the marathon together again. Then one day the son asks his father: “Daddy, will you run the Ironman with me?” (the Ironman is the toughest…it requires a 4km swim, 180km biking and 42km running). The father says yes again. This all sounds easy…but check this video.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>There are no words. NONE!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Wow. What an amazing pair.</p> <p>I hope that one day I get to have kids and experience that feeling of knowing that you would do ANYTHING for your child.</p> </blockquote> <p>what a beautiful thing</p> </blockquote> <p>so many tears. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. </p> </blockquote> <p>Gives me hope.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt63du3LzT1qh3epy.gif"/></p> <p>Gone. Crying. Absolutely lost it</p> </blockquote> <p>Q~Q</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not a big religion person but this is worth the watch for sure</p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11642050888http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11642050888Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:45:20 -0400there are no words.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsguemkkam1qikioko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://a-hafeez.tumblr.com/post/10962356543">a-hafeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Awesome.</p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11641789048http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11641789048Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:37:31 -0400what a bosslol<p>when you go to kiss someone attractive and look back at the lipstick on your mirror.</p> <p>This has got to be my new favorite awkward moment.  Reminds me of a couple of friends hahaha</p>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11511977648http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/11511977648Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:51:01 -0400awkward momentlolconceited?<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10158588397">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>At first you’re like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lku9f7KL9F1qgzkp2.gif"/></p> <p>Then you try to get their attention:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lku9dgqPTm1qgzkp2.gif"/></p> <p>Then they see you and your like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lku9hgL6QE1qgzkp2.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10174127337http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10174127337Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:48:23 -0400lolz<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdnvsQT4x1qba6pxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10163507022">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote> <p> oh Teagan…</p>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173981719http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173981719Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:44:35 -0400lol<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10165954155">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgbvrv0yC1qc1oi5.gif"/></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173903503http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173903503Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:42:32 -0400LOL!why does this always happen to me?<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10166428869">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When i was 5<br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm87epL031qbanvs.gif"/></p> <p>Now</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm87epL031qbanvs.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173860009http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173860009Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:41:23 -0400yessssssslol<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10167635782">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>but then it’d be weird if I asked myself out.</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lre7fjk2pR1qfiszl.gif"/></strong></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173770466http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173770466Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:39:01 -0400:Dfunnytruth?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6grkeLZbJ1qag4nvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10171312471/via-1000notesdotcom">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://shizzapop.tumblr.com/post/887866779">shizzapop</a>)</p>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173684644http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173684644Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:36:46 -0400lolzso true<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10172362625">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When I was 5…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm33zsQi9w1qh9s30.gif"/></p> <p>Now…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm340isKBz1qh9s30.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173534570http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173534570Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:32:45 -0400lol<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10173143310">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173405475http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10173405475Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:29:15 -0400<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10147796420">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Your mom’s like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgkx1Kc2y1qltqnp.gif"/></p> <p>and your dads like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgl1npFAM1qltqnp.gif"/></p> <p>then your sister starts:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgl3e6BPP1qltqnp.gif"/></p> <p>and your whole family is just dancing</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgl49xK761qltqnp.gif"/></p> <p>and you’re like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgkxmuZxl1qltqnp.gif"/></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10156753765http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/10156753765Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:43:12 -0400dancedance gifdancingdancing giffamilygifgifsgpoyi like gifs lollolrelateawkwardmomentawkward momenth-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmidquYWKw1qzya49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://animalblog.me/post/9962524729">theanimalblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by: <span><a href="http://swallowyoursorrows.tumblr.com/">swallowyoursorrows</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p> hmmm seems farmiliar…</p>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9989666908http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9989666908Fri, 09 Sep 2011 04:34:30 -0400interesting<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqcdfeOdb1qfl7iko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/9655220098/not-a-single-fuck">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>shit look at that baller- caprisun, chips, lunchables, cocoa pebbles.. god damn.</p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9678186140http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9678186140Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:12:06 -0400Not A Single Fucklivin de lifelol<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/9349942589">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Expectations:</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8x5wfSep1qgrdix.gif"/></strong></p> <p><strong>Reality:</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8xllOtbV1qgrdix.gif"/></strong></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9495480122http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9495480122Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:53:45 -0400lolsheldonpenny<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/9404320992">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m gonna walk down the aisle like</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuq83Ng441qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>and i’ll be all like</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqpnzedf1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqa7IvYZ1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqqmu7Wd1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqbyVrVf1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>then we’re gonna go to the reception and party</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqiflaXm1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqly1mW81qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqmpbAG81qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>then go to our hotel room and bang</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqnaPDMl1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>then live happily every after</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqntbDZR1qzb2ai.gif"/></p> <p>but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqrgLkRt1qzb2ai.jpg"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494745916http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494745916Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:10:24 -0400beyoncedanceever aftergifsjersey shoremarriednapoleon dynamitepartysextumblrlol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjlh1301J1qctud2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://foreveralone.me/post/9416880185">pseudofailure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Weeeee</p> </blockquote>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494598606http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494598606Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:02:18 -0400foxfunnylollulz<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjzt0niyL1qctud2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494496755http://kristionbullshit.tumblr.com/post/9494496755Sun, 28 Aug 2011 03:56:43 -0400funnylollulzpunsI have the sense of humor of a 10-year-oldgaywood